Want a strawberry margarita? Or do you prefer a Jamaican rum punch? Don’t hold back. Tell me what you want. I can make any type of cocktail. Try me and you’ll be amazed. Then you’ll be here every day after work for a real happy hour. Bet you didn’t know I was a wizard. I can even make you a Gryffindor or a Slytherin. And if I can’t wow you with magic, I’m sure that you won’t be able to say no to an Amarena Amore Mio.

Oh, what we do for love!